I'm playing it safe but analyze: what controversial stance should I take to break through? Map my niche and identify the sacred cow I need to slaughter. Show me the opinion everyone has that I should publicly oppose (with solid reasoning). Calculate: what take would get me hate-shared by people who disagree AND loved by people who agree? Give me the controversy formula: unpopular enough to be interesting, defensible enough to not be stupid. Include: what stance would make me unforgettable in my niche, how to be controversial without being cancelled, and why being inoffensive is keeping me invisible.