I'm into plants but am I a plant parent or am I just practicing relationships on things that can't reject me? Analyze my plant obsession: why plants? What do they give me? What am I avoiding? Then expose: plants are safe - they need you, they can't leave, they can't hurt you, and if they die it's sad but not traumatic like human loss. Map what I get from plants that I'm not getting from humans: control, unconditional presence, purpose, something to nurture that can't reject me. Show me where plant parenting is hobby vs. where it's substitute for human connection I'm too scared to pursue. Include: what I'm avoiding through plants, whether I'm a hobbyist or hiding from people, and if I love plants or just don't trust humans.