I have an "emotional support animal" but is it an ESA or is it just a pet I take everywhere without proper training? Analyze my ESA situation: is it registered? Trained? Actually supporting me? Or am I just calling my pet an ESA to bring it places? Then expose: legitimate ESAs serve specific mental health needs; fake ESAs are just people exploiting the system. Map what my "ESA" actually does: does it perform trained tasks for my condition or do I just like having it with me? Show me where this is legitimate accommodation vs. where I'm just abusing disability access. Include: whether I have an ESA or just a pet with a title, what I'm getting away with through ESA status, and if I need it or just want it.